u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via crackedlikeanostrichegg)


if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via fake-mermaid)


Now that my wife is pregnant, he has to go around the bump
hey illuminati if you see this i’d like to join the winning team

(Source: redlobstercult2-thequickening, via joshpeck)

If I cant have THE travis clark (which is impossible to-) I want a carbon copy. I met him and I’m in the “You scared the sh*t out of me” vlog and in my video I got the first thing he said was “hi, beautiful” idec if he says that to everyone. He vlogged the picture I drew for him, he even invited me on stage (it didn’t work out but he’s so genuine and considerate). I wish it was possible but I want to eventually make it to be on the warped your like that is my goal. It’s difficult and a lot of planning and work and complications but I want to try. That would be my dream, touring Vans Warped Tour with those bands. A dream right now but I want to make a process. Hopeful thinking but there’s my little log rn.


i’m at my mom’s and i just overheard my little sister/her friend whispering about me in the next room and her friend asked her why i dressed the way i do and my little sister’s only response was “she went to an art school and she’s gay now”

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

Anonymous :
would u rather suck jack gilinsky dick or kill nash grier and get away with it
dougdimmadone :


kill nash sucking dick seems boring at least i’d get adrenaline from murdering the blue eyed anti-christ 

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So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.


And then there was this page.


And finally this absolute gem!


How amazing is this book?! I want one.

(via huffledpuff)


when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason


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